I AM
NOT AN
ENGINEER

And you shouldn't work with me // CODING & STUFFS

cat about.txt

"name": // redacted
"title": "Not an engineer"
"experience": "20+ years"
"degree": "null"
"bugs_fixed": 9999+
"bugs_caused": // see above
"location": "Italy"
"stack": [".NET","C#","Angular","SQL","CSS"]
// self-taught. still standing.
"I've been producing high-quality bugs for over twenty years.
I just never got the piece of paper that says I'm allowed to."

I build software brick by brick, translating complex business processes into working systems and turning Kafkaesque management logic into APIs that talk to everyone — even those who'd rather not.

// the irony of the domain name is intentional.

$ open coffee.html
// yes, there's a whole page about coffee
☕ buy me a coffee

ls ./stack

C#
daily since 2014
The language I think in. LINQ, async/await, generics — daily driver for 10+ years.
.NET
since Framework 3.5
WebAPI, minimal API, background services, ERP integrations. From Framework to v10.
Angular
since AngularJS, regrettably
Components, services, RxJS. Opinionated, verbose, and always thinks it knows best.
SQL
since the first SELECT
Stored procs, complex joins, window functions, query tuning. And some swear word...
CSS
since IE6 was a target
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Survived IE6. Nothing scares me anymore.
AI
since 2024
Claude is part of the kit now. Like coffee... which I need to stay awake while he (it?) thinks.
<and there is more. anyway nobody cares how you built it, they only care about the result />

Got a
Problem?

I ship code that solves real problems.
No fluff. No pointless meetings.
No interviews, thanks.
<let's take this offline>

$ send_message
QR vCard IANAE // scan to contact